Min fru övertygar mig om att inte lämna huset med en spektakulär avsugning

I DECIDE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF MY WIFE, BECAUSE SHE FIGHTS A LOT AND WE NO LONGER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER, THIS IS HOW I PACK MY SUITCASE AND WHEN I LEAVE THE HOUSE, SHE BEGS ME NOT T